Jaiden. Engaged to this beautiful woman. 19. re-enlisting in the navy. Longboarding. Mudding. Jeeps and lifted Trucks.

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via chaseross)

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Posted
16 hours ago

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat, via chaseross)

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Posted
16 hours ago
destroyedforcomfort:

blackfootbeauty:

oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

Source

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now



That awkward moment when Hugh Hefner is more trans-positive than most feminists of the same era. 

omg

destroyedforcomfort:

blackfootbeauty:

oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

Source

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now

That awkward moment when Hugh Hefner is more trans-positive than most feminists of the same era. 

omg

(via thetransopinions)

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16 hours ago

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

(Source: theblackrichardcurtis, via thetransopinions)

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16 hours ago

the-pietriarchy:

clearly-on-drugs:

the-pietriarchy:

there are still school shooter fangirls on this website

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do you really have to be this fucking ignorant?

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(via thetransopinions)

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Posted
16 hours ago
greys-abc:

Who’s looking forward to the ladies of #GreysAnatomy returning next week!?

greys-abc:

Who’s looking forward to the ladies of #GreysAnatomy returning next week!?

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23 hours ago
keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort of christian denomination handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort of christian denomination handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

(via onjailshelp)

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Posted
23 hours ago

poyzn:

Imagine spending all your time going up and down your best python friend.

(via baskervillehellhounds)

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Posted
23 hours ago

more people need to appreciate dovekies

queensimia:

accobi:

image

image

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this has been a dovekie appreciation post

#it’s like a penguin crossed with a fat swallow

(Source: happyurepii, via darkknight-ryan)

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23 hours ago
hannahroad:

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

fortsam:

When he didn’t drink the pineapple juice..

LMFAO

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

hannahroad:

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

fortsam:

When he didn’t drink the pineapple juice..

LMFAO

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: cockbarf, via beards-boobs-books)

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Posted
1 day ago

demonologys:

you people should  learn about the goetic demons like for example:

image

this is prince stolas, he is a long legged owl demon who teaches knowledge about astronomy and herbs to anyone who conjures him

whats not cool about an owl demon

(via awkwardvagina)

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150986
Posted
3 days ago

juilan:

step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap

(via geomamz)

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Posted
3 days ago
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