Jaiden. Engaged to this beautiful woman. 19. re-enlisting in the navy. Longboarding. Mudding. Jeeps and lifted Trucks.

thirstfollower:

thirstfollower:

I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY MOVIE WHEN MY WIFI DIED I HATE MY NEIGHBORS

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ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

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mondoodoo:

so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw

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then i came across this gem

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and this last one was pure gold

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god bless you off bug spray

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lonesome-billy:

yungdissy:

peent:

cinematicpie:

Technically a cake, but we wanted to pay tribute to the late Robin Williams

Please remember that Mrs. Doubtfire is a transmisogynistic caricature and you should be very critical about it. You can still enjoy it obviously but please be critical about the nature of it.

jesus christ shut the fuck up please

Seconding. Shut your DAMN mouth. Mrs. Doubtfire had NOTHING to do with trans people. Being male and dressing like a woman is not a stab at transwomen, oh my sweet lord in heaven.

This was a movie about a dad trying to spend time with his damn kids. Shut up.

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sirtophatthethird:

wayfaring-mermaid:

specialagentofthelamb:

This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic & amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!

Preach!

WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR PEOPLE TO REALIZE THIS?!

SO MANY OTHER COUNTRIES EITHER PAY FOR THEIR POPULATIONS’ EDUCATION OR JUST WRITE OFF THE BILL IF DOESN’T GET PAID FOR.

THE WAY THE AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM WORKS IS BACKWARDS AND MANGLED.

(Source: futomato, via untalentedandhorny)

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bakaa-usagii:

as-seen-on-disney:

elphabaoftheopera:

I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them. 

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I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.

Mormon’s Inc.

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theslowpokewell:

me before puberty:

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me after puberty:

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