*sighs* I don’t know a woman who doesn’t love hearing this… *smiles*
here’s a lifehack for you: drink the vodka. there, now you have vodka in you. that’s way more useful to know than this jellyfish thing
I dunno I think “pour vodka all over yourself and literally everything you own” is a pretty good life hack
congrats to the first-ever tumblr best fandom forever winner, harry potter! potterheads crushed it.
see the winner in action on the mtvu fandom awards this sunday, july 27 at 8/7c on mtv. hint: it might involve someone whose name rhymes with “songbottom.”
Charity cut! Raising cash for cancer research! Took a while but it paid off!! Having a go & having fun! Dem clippers worked hard! With a little help from my graffetch hair pencils!! #hair #haircut #beard #barber #barberlife #barbershop #wahl #lizard #thegroomroom #clipper #crazy #hairart #cancer #graffetch #britishbarbers
i just saw this bird fly down from the heavens in a majestic sweep and then it tried to eat a rock. what a beautiful loser
douchebag character, awesome actor: a continuing series
Anonymous said: shut the fuck up you winey fag
Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.
I want to hug him
Another of Jasper’s relatives, I see…
I really want a huge cat like that.